Have you got gas?

[dmedin]

So I'm out of gas now, it's run out of steam, too much constipation around the nation, &c.  

 

[dmedin]

Gearing up for a new thrust Josephine, 'I f4rt in your general direction!'

 

Edited August 27, 2020 by dmedin

[dmedin]

Ladies and gents, will we be having parpy bottoms this afternoon?  🤓

[dmedin]

Looking for a full retracement up to the price highlighted below, then Fibonacci projections thereafter, as it bursts out of its pivots!

[dmedin]

[dmedin]

I wonder if we shall be having windy bottoms next week? 💨

[dmedin]

Well Josephine, we appear to have completely emptied our bowels before promptly accumulating gas again (a V-shape type bouncy-bouncy), but I didn't go long as it would have involved putting the stop below the last swing low which would have been too big of a risk in absolute terms to my account.  So Tamsin, let us now wait for a dip before getting parpy bottoms once again.  💨

 

Edited September 1, 2020 by dmedin

[dmedin]

Well Josephine, shall we get gassy?

 

[dmedin]

*parp...*  Time for clean underwear again 😮

 

[dmedin]

Might be time to start thinking about shorting gas, now that we've had a nice rally giving us fuel for the fire

~£8 per point per day in short interest would be quite sweet too.  If it applies.

 

 

[dmedin]

Whipsaws like a motherf*ker ...

 

[dmedin]

Gas shot back up again at the end of Friday.

[dmedin]

While I was in Lidl doing my daily shop just now, I squeezed out a truly enormous f4rt.

Is this a sign from G-d that it is time to get long on gas again? 💨

[dmedin]

Let us see if this new gust 'follows through'.  Oh, Tamsin!  What unspeakable horror!

 

 

[dmedin]

Looks promising, Eileen!

 

[dmedin]

Yikes!  We've filled up our diaper 🤪

 

[dmedin]

*parp!*  Who has a windy bottom today?

 

[dmedin]

*parp!*

I has a windy bottom today, Darlene 😘

Edited September 14, 2020 by dmedin

[hayeksbane]

I am a complete newbie to this game and would like to ask-can anyone tell me why IG nat gas price tallies with other cfd providers at rollover and then does not track the spot price? The current IG price is 2488 and the current spot price is 1988. At rollover 23/08/2020 it aligned, give or take a few points and then progressively went to 50 points above, 100 points above, 150 points abopve, 200 points above and so on until we are now 500 points above spot price i am confused and really should not be considering i am trading it. feels like a stupid question with a simple answer but i really would like to know rather than keep silent. i have used the IG charts to chart what i think is going to work for me and made the mistake of having an IG account and another providers account and then using the excellent IG charts to trade on that other platform. i am trying to understand why the difference so that i can understand better going forward.

[Guest hayeksbane]

Answering my own question i was charting off a spot chart and interpreting that data onto a futures contract....major newbie mistake do not do what i did. First lesson for me is trade the charts i am using to inform my decision making. second lesson, do not use spot charts to trade futures- i feel like a right numpty.

[dmedin]

*parp!*

Ooh Tamsin!

Ooh Eileen!

Ooh Samantha!

Ooh Peregrin Took!

Ooh Samwise Gamgee!

Ooh Tom Bombadil!

Ooh Cassandra!

Ooh Erydak Badu!

Ooh Patricia!

Ooh King Richard the Third!

 

What IS that smell?

Phee-yew!  It's a stinker 🤠

 

 

 

[dmedin]

Wrap your chops around that big stonker, hun.  😘 

[dmedin]

The trend is up, the parpy bottoms prevail 😘

 

[dmedin]

On 28/08/2020 at 17:04, dmedin said:

 

Perhaps 1 in 20 trades are as good as this one

[dmedin]

*parp*

What a smelly bottom you have, Patricia!

 

[dmedin]

I'm a bit stinky myself today 💨🙄

[dmedin]

Short gas toots? 😘

 

[dmedin]

Natural gas reserves reported today at 15:30, canny loons 🤓

[dmedin]

Just a cheeky wee short on gas today

 

[dmedin]

I got clobbered by the gas 🥴