Unveil your splendour, Gertrude.

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Let's rewind to April 2020 and do one hundred trades using the 'replay' function on tradingview.com.

Here's trade number1.  The MACD crosses and it looks like we will see a downward movement.  R:R is always 1:1.5

Trade 1: 31 March 2020.  Short.

 

Result: profit

 

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Trade 2: 31 March 2020, long.

 

Result: loss.

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Trade 3: 31 March.  Short.

 

Result: profit.

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Trade 4: 1st April, long.

 

Result: loss.  This was f*king painful

 

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Trade 5: 1 April, short.

 

Result: loss.  Feeling p!ssed off and want to quit already.

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Trade 6, short.

Result: profit

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Trade 7, short

 

Result: profit

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Passed on the bullish engulfing candle because the stop loss would have been too far away

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Trade 8 short

 

Result: profit

 

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Trade 9 long

 

Result: pain in the f*king t!ts

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Trade 10 long

 

Result: Okay I'm done for now, f^ck this sh!t

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Trade 11 long

 

Result: f^ck b*llocks

 

 

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Trade 12 short

 

Result: profit

 

Edited September 27, 2020 by dmedin

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Trade 13 long

 

REsult: wrap you chops around that big stonker hun 😘

 

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This is where it starts to get really f*king hairy.  After a gigantic move up like that, the indicator is no longer as useful.  Perhaps time to switch up to a higher time frame when that happens.

Trade 14: short (very ill advised thing to do after a gigantic bullish candle)

 

Result:  immediately fecked in the erse

Should have bought after the hammer on the pullback.

Edited September 27, 2020 by dmedin

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Trade 15 long

 

Result: profit

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Trade 16 long - Bullish momentum continues

 

Result: profit

 

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Trade 17 short

 

Result: loss

 

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Trade 18 long

 

Result profit

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Trade 19 short, because the MACD looks as though it is about to cross above the signal line but instead it begins to pull away from it again to the downside.

 

Result: profit

 

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Trade 20 short

 

Result loss

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Did a trade in demo this morning, should we count it for trade 21?

Ach don't bother, and yes it was a loss.  What the f*k else would you expect from hocus-pocus 'technical analysis'  

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Come on then toots, another morning, another suicidal impulse, let's get going!  

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Trade 21 long, let's splash out with a nice big fat juicy stop, don't disappoint me now babe 😘

 

Result: hoorah!  Break out the champers

 

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Trade 22 long 😘

 

Result: Nonsense, poopy pants 😢

 

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Trade 23 long, let's splash the cash! 🤠

 

Result: oh no!  Now we're in trouble

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Trade 24 short, what could go wrong 👺

 

Result: oh no!  I pooped my pants!

 

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Trade 25 short! 💩

 

Result: by the skin of my chinny-chin-chin!  Hope y'all are looking forward to the next 75 posts as much as I am

 

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Trade 26 short 👹

 

Result: mwah mwah!  Peep peep!  Honk honk!

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Trade 27 long June Sarpong

 

Result: I feel violated