dmedin

Here's one for all you S&P 500 ETF people, laughing your way to the bank this year - unlike 95% of retail traders

Trade 41 looks like a nasty case of the runs Mary-Ann! Result A pair of plumptious beauties 😘

Trade 40 ought we to go long June Sarpong?! Result Oh poopy pants

Trade 39 long Erykah Badu? 😽 Result Honk honk! Give me a smooch 😘

Trade 38 short Kathleen? 🤪 Result BOOM!

Looks like $46 is in view now rather than $36.

Made a fair few mistakes this week, well there's always next

I love you Geraldine 😽

Have mercy on me Geraldine, for I wot not what I ought 🤪

I'm surprised that white supremacist who stole America from the Native peoples is still recognized in America today.

Who farted?

Aww! Look et heem gaw! He hez shteem-you-lush? 😘

Aww naw, mebbe ve get naw shteem-you-lush? 😢

According to this website, if you bought 100 shares of BATS (which will cost about £2700 plus fees etc at the current price) you'll get around £50 per quarter in dividends or £200 a year, which is much better than I thought. Certainly much better than if you put the money in a savings account. By the time you get taxed, IG takes its platform fees and commissions, you probably won't have any of it left though https://www.dividendmax.com/united-kingdom/london-stock-exchange/tobacco/british-american-tobacco/dividends

Shteem-you-lush! Shteem-you-lush! Vere are you! Cam here my schweet, I vant to kish you 😘

Aww! Mebbe the Bree-teesh will get shteem-you-lush efter oil, hahaha, I vant to rab mah-sailf up end down 😘

Suppose I could continue doing this even although we know that trading in live will be completely different (I get NOWHERE NEAR a 50% win rate in live lol!) Or we could just accept that we've lost two years of our life and learn something else? Or we could just go and walk in front of a fast-moving train? That sounds more tempting right now. 😘

The FCA should keep it legal and let the lemmings continue to walk off the cliff.

Well, I've wasted another week of my life not learning anything useful and losing money. This trading game certainly has no similarities to gambling and isn't at all harmful. Nope, not at all

Aww, shteem-you-lush, shteem-you-lush, I lav you saw mach! I vant you saw bedly 😘

Aww! Mebbe I do get shteem-you-lush efter owl, hahaha! Eet is very fun gemm, ees it nawt?

The only people making money consistently are the advisers, brokers and others who get salaries and commissions. Besides that, a few tricksters selling courses and books and 'analysis'. The punting public gets shafted time and time and time and time again.

Refer to the thread title

In that case I would advise getting a real job

Aw naw, even nau the Bree-teesh naw get naw shteem-you-lush. Eet is a towers top, Tom Bom-ba-deel? 🤪