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Trade 25 short! 💩 Result: by the skin of my chinny-chin-chin! Hope y'all are looking forward to the next 75 posts as much as I am

Trade 24 short, what could go wrong 👺 Result: oh no! I pooped my pants!

Trade 23 long, let's splash the cash! 🤠 Result: oh no! Now we're in trouble

Trade 22 long 😘 Result: Nonsense, poopy pants 😢

Trade 21 long, let's splash out with a nice big fat juicy stop, don't disappoint me now babe 😘 Result: hoorah! Break out the champers

Come on then toots, another morning, another suicidal impulse, let's get going!

Don't worry, it happens to at least 76% of retail traders - over and over and over again till they have no money left

Well, that looks reasonable. It's pure gamble though. Some would argue that shorting the U.S. indices is inherently dumb because over time they only ever go up. Even this year, 'the worst EVAR since the Great Depression', they 'only' went down for a few weeks and despite the enormous downward move fully recovered within a few months. People with money in S&P 500 ETFs are laughing all the way to the bank compared to retail traders. Also you've got way too much cruft on your charts. Technical 'analysts' smear their charts with poo to make themselves look clever. But in reality it's all just useless cr@p. For example you don't need MFI and volume, because MFI is just volume-weighted RSI.

Did a trade in demo this morning, should we count it for trade 21? Ach don't bother, and yes it was a loss. What the f*k else would you expect from hocus-pocus 'technical analysis'

Ahhh! Good old hindsight with the chart 'patterns' Goawing foaward!

Are you trading based on fundamentals?

Trade 20 short Result loss

Trade 19 short, because the MACD looks as though it is about to cross above the signal line but instead it begins to pull away from it again to the downside. Result: profit

Trade 18 long Result profit

Trade 17 short Result: loss

Trade 16 long - Bullish momentum continues Result: profit

Trade 15 long Result: profit

This is where it starts to get really f*king hairy. After a gigantic move up like that, the indicator is no longer as useful. Perhaps time to switch up to a higher time frame when that happens. Trade 14: short (very ill advised thing to do after a gigantic bullish candle) Result: immediately fecked in the erse Should have bought after the hammer on the pullback.

Trade 13 long REsult: wrap you chops around that big stonker hun 😘

Trade 12 short Result: profit

Trade 11 long Result: f^ck b*llocks

When the cloud ahead turns green, think about buying

Trade 10 long Result: Okay I'm done for now, f^ck this sh!t

Trade 9 long Result: pain in the f*king t!ts

Trade 8 short Result: profit