dmedin

'Successful proprietary firm trader gives free advice to retail punters out of the goodness of his heart.' Yep, sounds credible.

Staring down the barrel at $36. The foreskin is tingling.

This is all complete bullsh!t, there is always 'some other thing' that the 'experts' can pull out of their 4ss to justify their theories. You make money when the market trends, by following the f*king trend. The problem is that the market does not trend most of the time. Any w@nker in a suit talking about fancy theories is just another snake oil salesman. Very few 'professional traders' can even beat buy and hold the S&P 500.

Give up. You won't make money, nobody does.

Nope. No use.

*parp!* I has a windy bottom today, Darlene 😘

IG pivots versus how pivots should actually be implemented You hopeless b4stards.

The descent into madness and self-destruction begins and it never felt so good

Put it this way, if you don't have at least £500,000 to spend with IG then you're not a high net-worth client.

Got f^cked up the **** again. Silly me

So much for 'volatility returning to markets' and IG Singapore's recommendation to buy the VIX. The more I hear these Thatcherite c&nts talk the more I utterly despise them.

Someone who has £500,000 or more, which qualifies for a professional account with lower margin requirements.

BP warns that peak fossil fuel demand is here and now! Kiss goodbye to your jobs, livelihoods and businesses folks

Yeah man, keep hawking all that debunked sh!t.

'If'? So you've been making £200 a day for several years on forex then? And that's not good enough for you, so you want to branch out to 'penny stocks' ... ROFL! Good luck with that.

Here is where the price is now (at the time of writing). In the past, price has gone up and down. From this point on, it may go up or go down. Indeed, it is highly likely to go up and down, or down and up. This has been today's expert market analysis from the DailyB0llocks.

We need a socially Darwinian 'new world order' where the weak, the fat and the old are allowed to be killed off. Let us replace them en masse with healthy Africans.

From 'The New Trading for a Living', Dr Alexander Elder, 2014, Wiley and Sons.

Quick overview of Jesse's life. He made money by exploiting insider information and the fact that information was slow to travel between exchanges. He tells a story about a rival on the trading floor lip-reading the telegrapher's order. So in other words, a man of his times. Once his lucky streak was up, he lost everything and resorted to selling technical analysis courses (which he himself never used to make money). He died penniless and broke, shot himself in the head. Yep, there's your day trading model right there

Here's a little more advice, in case you are able to bear it. Don't fall for people who goad you on. They typically will not reveal their secrets, for therein lies nothing to reveal, but rather feed you little nuggets of 'wisdom' to keep you going. Retail trading needs a constant fresh supply of idiots. These people are vampires. They have nothing but platitudes to fall back on.

That's right, and if you waste your life in front of charts not only will you lose money but you will become unemployable elsewhere

If you have one of these, stick to your well-paid day job and don't sh!t your money down the toilet on trading.

Four years huh. How long until you make back all the money you lost in four years 🤣

Or, how to make money stating the bleeding obvious to desperate, gullible retail punters.

It's all bullsh!t.