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What does 'booked off' mean? Is it a bit like saying 'f*ked off'?

I wonder if we shall be having windy bottoms next week? 💨

Cryptocurrency has existed for 50 years? Well tie me down and tickle my toes, Samantha!

That's a smashing idea, Cassandra 🤓 Among UK brokers IG is the most advanced, but even IG is still stuck in the mid 2000s technologically compared to the banks

Right canny, Peregrin Took 🐮

Looking canny going into the weekend Eileen 🤓

72% of IG clients are long, what a bunch of clever people they are.

Ooh I dunno, you think it might be in a downtrend? Perhaps? Possibly? Just maybe?

I'm going to go long on the Nasdaq at 6pm if the candle is bullish

Is Wall Street picking up a second wind, Josephine?

Just have to click the info button to get the ticker. Forgot about it myself.

Chris Beauchamp posted on Twitter about this yesterday

Guys, I am a hugely successful trader who traded trillions of forex for Barclays Bank and was then recruited into a prop firm. I am so successful that after 16 years, I quit my job and have decided to offer non-technical analysis technical analysis courses to online punters for the enormously discounted price of £1000 (introductory course only, not including one-to-one mentorship). I will teach you the secrets of trading success, such as VWAP, which nobody else has the experience to teach you that I have. And I am doing all of this out of the goodness of my heart! Just look at these positive reviews that I did not pay for.

Nasdaq looking almost ready for a long trade

The Footsie sh4t the bed

So what are you trading?

No, the risk management is the easy bit (it's f*king common sense). Finding a system that works (with a probabilistic outcome) is where the work is. So I am diametrically opposed to what was said in that thread though I am sorry for the unpleasant language I used.

Good question. I don't know why Ocado is valued so highly. They don't even deliver to the whole of the UK!

Says this miserable-looking c&nt, who then goes on to offer a course for sale using - guess what? - technical analysis! https://www.g7fx.com/learn-more

Okay well 'back to topic', that list of books you produced is ridiculous and if people 'need' to read all of them to make money, there can only be 0.001% of the population making any money. So you're full of BS.

Plenty more fuel for the rally https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-global-equity/column-whos-loaded-up-on-stocks-fewer-than-you-may-think-idUKKBN25O13Q

Volatility index? Doesn't look too concerning - yet 🤔

The Yen is shooting up? 😮 I'm taking advantage of the weak dollar

Think that's high grade copper or some kind of weird sh!t. Here's 'common copper'