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The Nikkei is even further advanced, why short? Overbought?

There goes the big man baby, serial user of prostitutes who has an Eastern European stripper for a wife, marching around Washington DC with a Christian Bible in his hand and a grinning Kushner behind him. America would be grateful for a Nero, compared to this!

You know it's confusing AF to see things gapping on the web platform and not on other platforms, but oh well. Who cares?

Stemmed its blood loss 🤓

Maybe buy it if 5 SMA makes a cross above 20 SMA, RSI > 50, and volume picks up a bit.

Well, I guess I could read 1000 words and reams of figures or I could look at a chart.

They just want you to trade as much as possible, they don't care about the quality of the signals.

The indices are powering on through Tabitha, surely they are going to retest their ATHs soon. (Listen to me, pretending to know what I talk about 🤠 )

Latest expert opinion: tell people when they can and cannot take a sh!t. Air passengers should have restricted access to toilets on flights as part of wide-ranging coronavirus safety recommendations, a UN agency has said. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business&link_location=live-reporting-story Because people are at risk when they take a dump on a plane, obviously.

Standing outside the church, Trump held up a Bible, flanked by aides, and said: “We have the greatest country in the world. I'm going to keep it nice and safe.” As he spoke, he was flanked by White House aides who were not wearing masks or social distancing. Pictures show that only his daughter Ivanka Trump is wearing a mask among the group. Yep, it's definitely a womanish / w@nkery-liberal thing all right.

Clearly, money is more important than preventing people from suffering! Sunak said hardship lay ahead for many but the scheme was too expensive to continue indefinitely. https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain-sunak/uk-helps-employers-with-slow-phase-in-of-job-shield-costs-idUKKBN2350P0

Likely to go straight back down - erectile dysfunction https://uk.finance.yahoo.com/news/market-report-tui-takes-dive-164532849.html

I'm sure you do but your technical analysis isn't very helpful. Cheers.

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Everybody must get stoned!

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Steady on, Eileen! Looks like a severe case of priapism! 🤣

I did a bit of research on this some time ago, and found that people have been asking this question since at least 2016. The answer is that IG isn't interested in implementing this in PRT.

I hope I catch that f^king virus and it puts me out of my misery ...

Doing much better with a simpler system. I'm too stupid to be able to comprehend four moving averages and four oscillators all on one chart. Do appreciate different strokes for different folks but have to laugh at small bits of information being blacked out as if the poster has a top secret formula that he doesn't want to jinx lol.

Yeah, it's so bl00dy 'modern' it periodically logs you out without automatically saving your settings first. For reference, autosave was a feature introduced way back in the year 2000 with Microsoft Office 2000 I believe, and has become fairly widespread since then. lololol - PRT is soo modern

Same with all UK companies. They must have run out of Indian call centres to offshore to. Difficult even to get a phone appointment with a doctor. God bless the frontline heroes etc. (We don't want to be a burden on the NHS, hahaha but I digress ... )

🤣 Oh man, PRT is the most French-looking software I've ever used. It's a blast from the 90s to be sure. TradingView.com is modern ...

https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-britain/keep-your-distance-people-queue-for-school-and-ikea-in-england-idUKKBN2381L0 What a fking joke - go about your business but don't get too close to others. Oh and wear a mask if you can, that would be jolly nice. This is a stereotypically dysfunctional Tory government. Straight out of 70s farce. It's what happens when you let inbred toffs run the country. Anyway, it seems to be women that take this most seriously. They don't like me getting too close to them at all. But that's no different from usual

Actually, BoJo referred to £250,000 as 'chicken feed', not £50,000 as 'peanuts'. https://www.mayorwatch.co.uk/boris-johnson-telegraphs-250k-is-chicken-feed/ Same w@nker who told the nation to prepare to lose loved ones as well as their jobs. Really funny guy. Not.