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Lol still can't find how to do this, what a load of sh!t guys.

The 5/20 swing is particularly good, especially when you filter it with something like RSI > or < 50

Ooh I need to have a go

Seeing more and more face-mask wearing drones.

I see he came over to Scotland in 2013 to get his @rse licked for generous philanthropy lol. That's when you avoid paying taxes, and spend money on your pet projects instead.

Filthy overcrowded cities full of pollution, dirt and death and worthwhile because of money and stuff - Reuters. https://uk.reuters.com/article/uk-global-energy-kemp/column-coronavirus-is-dark-side-of-an-urban-interconnected-world-idUKKBN22Y17E

Prepare to get fked by the rich again

A boring weekend, unless you're able to trade BTC on a minute-by-minute basis (with its enormous margin requirement and humongous spread).

For more than two decades, Simons' Renaissance Technologies' hedge funds, which trade in markets around the world, have employed mathematical models to analyze and execute trades, many automated. Renaissance uses computer-based models to predict price changes in financial instruments. These models are based on analyzing as much data as can be gathered, then looking for non-random movements to make predictions. ... n 2006, Simons was named Financial Engineer of the Year by the International Association of Financial Engineers. In 2007, he was estimated to have personally earned $2.8 billion,[34] $1.7 billion in 2006,[35] $1.5 billion in 2005[36] (the largest compensation among hedge fund managers that year),[37] and $670 million in 2004. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jim_Simons_(mathematician) If you read on a bit, though, you'll see that his company has made billions from tax evasion ('creative accounting'). As a mathematician he is used to scribbling down garbage that makes sense to nobody else, so maybe that's the real source of his riches?

Sell! 😻

Sounds very ancient Egypt / Occultist!

They can't hire any new staff because people were furloughed rather than made redundant?

The Aussie index is minimum of £1 from midnight and goes to minimum £2 around 6 or 7am I think.

Got a wee shoogle going on the demo 😻

'Minimum charge phone' - WTF? If you want to make a deal over the phone it costs you £50? Fk! No wonder stockbrokers get paid so much. Even I would answer the phone for £50 a pop.

Didn't the Tories also exploit the misery around the introduction of Universal Credit to try and get more people sanctioned and payments delayed - causing a spike in suicides? That's the Tory way! I wonder how many will be killing themselves over the next year or two. (If it saves money it's good - the Conservatives)

Sunak said on Friday that Britain was facing a “very serious economic crisis” and jobs would be lost in the “days, weeks and months to come”. Not his one though, obviously. Reminds me of BoJo the plonker's admonition that people must be prepared to lose their loved ones. Fortunately the nation didn't lose him, oh what a boon!

Hell is other people. I still can't understand why people would want to have kids.

Cripes Eileen, I hope they don't wash me out (again)

However much money it cost you to partner up with 'RealVision', can I humbly suggest in future you save it up and use it to make your platform rock-fking-solid instead. - No more weird candles appearing (huge spikes etc) - No more candles disappearing - No more getting logged out while you're still actively using the platform (rarely, this sometimes even occurs when you're entering details into a new deal ticket - but can also affect you when trying to edit existing position) - No more disappearing positions, stop losses or limits Tah

Make your platform rock-fking-solid before adding any more bells and whistles and other trivial cr@p (such as 'RealVision', which you can't even watch at the same time as trading), that's my advice. FWIW ROFL

When I'm not trading I'm sleeping. I don't really enjoying anything but those two experiences. What do you do on those interminable weekends when hardly anyone's trading?

Millennials don't like talking on the phone.

Haha won't make any difference. I'd also like to know the source of the problems, but they're not going to tell US. We're just retail skum🤪

Come to daddy now, bonnie loon 😻